I was the "party pooper" at my cousins house for Christmas lunch today. When I was putting together the littlest cousins Guitar Hero World Tour Something Or Other I was hateful to a child. Let me set the scene: 4 little kids jumping up and down screaming with excitement as I am trying to figure out how to put the stupid thing together. They are running circles around me and stealing pieces of it while yelling "It wont work!" Well thats because you wont let me put it together! Yes, I am pretty frustrated at this point. Note: I did not actually say that. Just felt it. But wait till you here what I did say-
Max grabs the instructions out of my hand. He is only one and a half. I look at him and say, "Im sorry, CAN YOU READ? Give that back."
Of course he had no clue that I just insulted him. But my brother sure did. Luckily he was the only witness to my asswholeishness. Otherwise I would have gotten the beat down from several angry cousins.
It was at this point I ran back into the kitchen to hide from the screaming children and chug some more much needed caffeine.
This is yet another reason I should not have children.
This is yet another reason I need a full 10 hours of sleep a night.
Another Note: I got that pick from someone elses blog. Its perfect. So I stole it. Being that this is Christmas I guess that makes me the grinch. Well BAHUMBUG.
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