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I am getting old so here is a video of how cool old people can be.

PS

PS - This is how I feel when working out:



LOVE IT!

Obamas

I am so totally stealing this off of someone elses blog BUT its too good to not pass along!



FISTING!!!

BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

You can even hear the nervous laughter of the other person when the lady says it...

This is awesome. Period.

HEHE

Personality Profile!

I just took this personality profile and loved it! Everyone should do it!
http://www.personalitytype.com/


Heres my results:


Introvert, Sensor, Thinker, Judger (ISTJ)
ISTJs represent between 11 and 14% of the U.S. population

Meticulous and thorough, ISTJs are known for their exceptional ability to notice and remember details and facts with extreme accuracy. With ISTJs, their word is their bond and they are often described as serious, focused, down-to-earth and supremely reliable people who offer a consistently realistic and practical perspective. Characteristically quiet and hardworking, ISTJs have great practical judgment and can cite accurate evidence to support their views and apply their past experience to their present decisions. ISTJs typically communicate in a style that is clear, direct, and businesslike. They highly value common sense and knowledge from first-hand experience, and find comfort in their daily routine and familiar ways of doing things.

ISTJs Tend To Be:

• Precise, accurate & meticulous; great memory for details
• Task oriented with great powers of concentration
• Strong executers; organized, practical, & efficient
• Highly responsible with an exceptionally strong work ethic
• Adept at establishing & following procedures
• Dependable; serious about commitments & deadlines


Career Satisfiers
All people are most satisfied and successful when using their natural talents in an environment that is consistent with their personality preferences and values. Research shows that ISTJs are most satisfied by jobs that provide the following:

• Explicit expectations, objectives, & deadlines that do not often change
• Autonomy to use time & resources efficiently to reach set goals
• Plenty of time & space to work alone & concentrate on one task at a time without surprises or interruptions
• Feedback & evaluations that are logical, explicit, & focused on objective standards
• Procedures & standard systems that are effective & widely followed

Move Bitch

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3.YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER WHAT

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Whatever It Takes
(to make you stop asking me that? i dunno.)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL ?
Not Too Late
(FREAKING HILARIOUS)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Miss Murder
(Um, some days yes, but not today!)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Cumbersome
(Im clumsy but not that much. Unlucky is a better word.)

WHATS YOUR MOTTO?
Wake Up
(I dont like to do this. at all.)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Angry Chair
(fav line- "Im a good boy, work all day..." which they DO think of me!)
((yes I know it really is "dull boy" but I like this better. plus I didnt know what it really said for a long time.))

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Are You Ready
(CRACKING UP)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BESTESTS?
Get Stoned
(without me? bitch! j/k. about both of course.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Little Things
(This ones too easy.)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Send Me A Lover
(the only reason this is in my collection is because of Carrie. So I can thank her for making me feel pathetic right now!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Wannabe
(oh, Spice Girls.)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Truth
(hm.)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I'll Take That As A Yes
(ew.)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Float On
(Mighty Mouse at a Wedding?? odd.)

YOUR FUNERAL?
Love Is Strange
(a Dirty Dancing song! Yay! but maybe not at a funeral... )

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Wish I Could
(Ive never heard this song before. But its Norah Jones so I guess its not too bad)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Take A Picture
(If I am around Lindy-Click-Happy-Foster!)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Beauty and the Beast
(You think youre so funny Mr Quiz but youre not!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Closer
(NIN... odd again. But yeah the title fits)

WHAT DO YOU SEE YOURSELF DOING IN 10 YEARS?
Silent Night, Holy Night
(I have alot of Christmas songs, doesnt fit but makes me want Christmas to get here!)

WHAT DOES NEXT YEAR HAVE IN STORE FOR ME?
The World I Know
(vacay?!?!?!)

WHAT DOES YOUR LOVE LIFE LOOK LIKE?
Wake Up Older
(A breakup song. Its really good tho!)

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS HARD?
See You Again
(Miley Cyrus! perfect song when you want to jam!)

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Animals
(I did want to be a vet when I was little!)

YOUR FAVORITE SAYING?
Magic
(Another unknown Norah Jones song)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Hero
(no joke.)

WHERE WOULD YOU GO ON A FIRST DATE?
In The Still Of The Night
(not a location but still romantic)

DESCRIBE YOURSELF.
Man in A Box
("deny your maker" very astute!)

WHAT IS THE THING I LIKE DOING MOST?
Get Drunk and Be Somebody
(BAHAHAHAHA.... I should never be allowed to drink... ever...)

THE SONG THAT BEST DESCRIBES THE PRESIDENT?
Only Hope
(NOT THE CURRENT ONE!!)

HOW WILL I DIE?
Butterfly
(um. ok. maybe it means that thing about a butterfly flaps its wings in China and someone in Texas falls down the steps...)

REMINDS YOU OF AN EX-LOVER...
Long December
(ugh)

REMINDS YOU OF AN EX-FRIEND...
Freak On A Leash
(more like Crazy On A Leash)

MAKES YOU CRY...
The Way I Are
(yes purposeful and blatant bad grammar does. but improper punctuation does not. hehe.)

MAKES YOU LAUGH...
Smells Like Teen Spirit
(no, not really)

YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED TO..
Fake It
(HA!!)

YOU WILL WAKE UP TO...
Lightning Crashes
(I love storms when I am sleeping!)

WHAT SONG WILL BE THE SUBJECT WHEN YOU REPOST IT?
Move Bitch
(This quiz thingy made me laugh really, really hard!)